In Italien hat der Wahlkampf bereits begonnen, und Beppe Grillo hat versucht, die wichtigsten Unterschiede zwischen den Wahlprogrammen herauszuarbeiten: zwischen den Programmen von Silvio Berlusconi, vulgo „Der Psychozwerg“ und von Walter Veltroni, vulgo „Topo Gigio – die Weltraummaus“, dem Führer der Linksdemokraten:
The PD/PDL’s electoral programme:
The psychodwarf does not want a law against conflicts of interest.
Topo Gigio does not want a law against conflicts of interest.
The psychodwarf wants to keep his three television broadcasters and continue to be a politician
Topo Gigio wants the psychodwarf to keep his three television broadcasters and continue to be a politician
The psychodwarf wants the incinerators.
Topo Gigio wants the incinerators and takes on board the 83-year-old Veronesi, also known as Cancronesi
The psychodwarf does not want to comply with European court decisions and put Rete 4 on satellite.
Topo Gigio does not want to comply with European court decisions and put Rete 4 on satellite
The psychodwarf does not want the telephone taps to be made public after the parties have been informed.
Topo Gigio does not want the telephone taps to be made public after the parties have been informed.
The psychodwarf does not want any more public trials involving Cuffaro, Fazio, Fiorani, Consorte, D’Alema, Fassino and himself as a result of telephone taps.
Topo Gigio does not want any more public trials involving Cuffaro, Fazio, Fiorani, Consorte, D’Alema, Fassino and the psychodwarf as a result of telephone taps.
The psychodwarf wants the 43-kilometer long Val di Susa tunnel, which will cost the tax-payer 14 billion Euro and transport goods at 130Km/hr in 15 years’ time.
Topo Gigio wants the 43-kilometer long Val di Susa tunnel, which will cost the tax-payer 14 billion Euro and transport goods at 130Km/hr in 15 years’ time.
The psychodwarf wants to create the new electoral law together with Topo Gigio.
Topo Gigio wants to create the new electoral law together with the psychodwarf
The psychodwarf wants to create a after the elections.
Topo Gigio wants to create a broad-based government after the elections.
The psychodwarf wants to be the Club Premier.
Topo Gigio wants Gianni Letta to be the Club Premier
If you are unable to make your choice based on the programmes, then simply consider the differences between the two leaders: the psychodwarf dyes his hair and wears high heels, Topo Gigio has white hair and wears glasses. What’s better, natural or dyed hair? Vote for the shampoo, do it in the interests of democracy.
Dazu auch das Video über Walter Veltronis Wahlkampfslogan: Yes we can.
via Operabouffe
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